Here is a completely arbitrary list of great Staples soccer names. Some of the players were stars; others sat the bench. But these names catch the eye, because they are unusual, alliterative, famous, foreign-sounding or just plain cool.
Jeff Lee (coached as a junior varsity player by Jeff Lea)
Brian McCoy/Bruce McRoy (on the same team)
Jon and Jeff Hand
Schach Van Steenberg
Eloy and Poncho Rodriguez
Rini van der Schans
Jon Love/Jim Wolf/Brandon Lamb (same team)